He of the Alabaster Shanks
So a couple of weeks ago the AC in my car kicked it. It wasn't a sudden death either. It was actually a few days of me hoping that it was my imagination or that my car needed to get used to the idea of working against the summer heat. No such luck. My AC died on June 3, 2010. It was a terrible day, followed by two weeks of very heartfelt and moist mourning. This last Friday I broke down and did something I never thought I would do. I bought a pair of shorts. I know what you're thinking: " What's the big deal? " or " So what? " But understand that I haven't worn a pair of shorts in public in about fifteen years. Maybe even twenty. I don't think it was a conscious decision on my part to not wear shorts. It just never occurred to me. So, now I'm wearing shorts. Exposing my legs to the light of day for the first time in well over a decade. And an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch keeps coming to mind. In this particular episode we see Hugh Grant ...